Meet K, my pal.

Meet K. She is awesome. She has two eyes, two ears, one nose, and one mouth. She has many things to say with said mouth. Here she is.
Um, hey. how's it going? today is Friday, and, as a guest blogger, i would like to give a shoutout to our best friends in the whole wide universe. their names are [redacted] and [redacted], and they are silly but we love them. now on to more serious matters. as previously mentioned, it is Friday. the sky is gray and the air is slightly moist. and i will be right back becuase i am going to get a cookie.
Okay i'm back. i would like to discuss the problem of watching a scary show late at night when you are home all alone. it does bad things for the nerves. especially when there are lots of mirrors nearby.
another thing i would like to discuss is the importance of dark chocolate in a well-balanced diet. it has lots of antioxidants. and it tastes good. and it makes your body comfortable, hence the term comfort food. blueberries are good too. and so is facebook. i also really like nail polish. i have a lot of it. currently my nails are painted electric blue. it is a very uplifting color. i am running out of unrelated consistencies to speak about, so i will say goodbye now. goodbye.